View From Gay Head

Alix Dobkin

Sal explained that years ago he would go on to the internet and pretend he was a lesbian. When he said he used a wig and lipstick the puns were flying.

She's Gone

Hall & Oates

This was done after an amazing hypnotism session for Sal where he believed his penis completely disappeared.

The Thrill Is Gone

B. B. King

Another song for the hypnotism session.

Shake Your Booty

KC & The Sunshine Band

Sal has something called Essential Tremors which cause his hands and fingers to shake at times.

Paperback Writer

Beatles

A song for Sal’s description of his toilet paper wiping technique.

Ohio

Crosby Stills & Nash

Another song for Sal’s description of his toilet paper wiping technique.

Blinded By The Light

Manfred Mann’s Earth Band

Sal had his teeth laminated for an upcoming acting job. When Howard and the staff saw his new teeth they had a few weeks of material focusing on how bright they were. This parody was played somewhere in the middle of the tooth bashing escapade.

Rock Me Amadeus

Falco

Sal was hypnotized to go through a regression period of many past lives. One was that of a turtle where he described himself as “a big pregnant turtle.”
Howard said there were many turtle songs that came in but this was the best and the only one that he played.