The Beatles
Another revelation from Ronnie which is explained in this tune. It was played while Howard was talking to him in the studio.
Another revelation from Ronnie which is explained in this tune. It was played while Howard was talking to him in the studio.
Ronnie put a new radio in Howard’s car which seemed to have a lot of difficulty turning off. It was revealed that it is actually a marine radio enclosed in rubber padding. That started an avalanche of jokes about his car becoming a boat. This parody was played the next day.
Since Ronnie got the acting bug he acquired a few rolls in various movies. Howard and the staff said he was becoming a star and should have a theme. This was played after that discussion.
One day when Ronnie was giving out his “tips” he used the word (ass chreeks) by mistake. Of course Howard and the staff ran with it and this was the first parody to be played.
Another (Ass Chreeks) song.
Howard was amused that Ronnie admitted to sleeping naked. The next day there was further discussion about it and this parody was played.
Ronnie got engaged on the air which was a big surprise to his girlfriend. It was done spontaneously due to the coaxing of Howard and the staff. It became a bit awkward and Howard ended up doing the actual proposal for Ronnie.
Another one for Ronnie’s engagement.
Another one for the Flat Ronnie craze.
A version of Ronnie was created to model a Flat Stanley. Howard thought it would be funny for a life sized poster to be displayed at public events and played this while discussing it.
A story about the 2015 hypnotism of Ronnie where he talks about climaxing and a dog from his past called Sporty.
Another parody for Ronnie’s 2015 hypnotism.
Done for Ronnie’s 65th Birthday.
Howard said whenever Ronnie flies on a plane he has empty thoughts. Ronnie said he feels much closer to heaven and thinks about his dog that died.
Ronnie told a story of being a teenager and how he encountered an older lady that performed acts on him without teeth. Actualy, she completely took them out so of course songs had to be written.
Another (gum) parody.
When Ronnie was performing at a hotel they put up a giant billboard with his face on it.
Ronnie read a poem of his which stated “some say the host is an ass.” This is the entire poem as an original song using an impression of The Bee Gees.
The fans always like to work up Ronnie by saying he’s gay and they always love starting trouble.
This is about how Ronnie likes girls much younger than himself.
One day the staff was talking about how Ronnie looks like the Gorton’s Fisherman from an old TV commercial.
A parody for when Ronnie shaved his face to look like Bat Man.
A parody for when Ronnie shaved his face to look like Bat Man.
When Ronnie was getting pranked on Twitter the staff was teasing him saying “he might get fooled again.”
Parody of Levon by Elton John for one of Ronnie’s tattoos.
Parody of Believe by Cher for one of Ronnie’s tattoos.
Parody of Rick James Super Freak.
There was once a big discussion about Ronnie using protection. When he said he wasn’t a fan of it he explained that his girlfriend Stephanie used something
called a Nuvaring. That week the word “nuvaring” kept being used during Ronnie’s appearances and this parody came out of it.
Another Nuvaring song.
This was done to Hero for the (0) that Ronnie got on the (ugly Meter App) and was extremely angry about for weeks.
Going back to the 80’s for a Suzanne Vega song that sounds great with “DUDE.”
What better band for Ronnie to scream “yeeeeeeeeeeah” over than Creedence Clearwater Revival?
Another Creedence song requested by a fan for that crazy “yeah.”
De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da or Dude Dude Dude Dude for this Police parody.
A song for when Ronnie was accused of indulging in more than his share of cookies.
Another cookie song using Elton John’s Rocket Man complete with sound bytes from the shows cast.