Sal and Jon had a rap battle contest and Jon thought he would win. It was difficult to say if there was a winner but Howard thought Jon’s skills weren’t quite up to par. This was Jon’s voice edited from the show and put to original music. When Howard played it he said, “at least it’s a little better.”
Jon had a heart attack and everyone said it was because of Lisa G who doesn’t stop talking in the news room. Since they work closely together in the same room Jon used headphones to block her out.
Jon was very upset the day they used something called an Ugly Meter app. It supposedly measured how ugly your face is and he scored an 18. He scored lower than a man’s butt.